In which third shift is about to hate me but I don’t give a fuck, you don’t fucking sleep on the job.

Dear god marlboros taste delicious and its sad that one puff calmed me down more than all the sleep I’ve been getting has. I feel bad though because I keep trying not to smoke. One chick at work didn’t believe that I used to smoke and told me she smokes cowboy killers. I took a puff and unf. So good. But no more!

I met my wife at a Star Trek convention. She was study abroad from France and spoke little English, and I didn’t know a lick of French. So, for the first few months of our relationship, we communicated by speaking Klingon.

Hear more tales of nerdery in this week’s Pwn Up! (via dorkly)

Okay I’m not even a Star Trek fan but that’s beautiful.

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szonklin:

castiels-feathery-butt:

hermionegrangerandarocketship:

holyfrackles:

holyfrackles:

if you switch the first letters from sam and dean’s names it makes sean winchester and dam winchester. just thought you should know

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cheese thanks

 

that’s actually the end of season 3

That’s the end of most seasons and some episodes too. And the plot of an entire episode.

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My nights are for overthinking, my mornings are for oversleeping. — (via hazelhirao)

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bestworstideaever:

DOO WEE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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popculturebrain:

New Trailer: ‘Orange Is the New Black' Season 2 - June 6

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ianoshea:

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welcome-foolishmortals:

I HAVEN’T LAUGHED THIS HARD IN THREE YEARS I AM HAVING AN ASTHMA ATTCK

ICH WEINE

The one about the dudes penis being stuck is like a poem

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savingbucky:

If you could take any character you played and put them in the Marvel Universe which one would you pick and why? 

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home. (x)

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